Top Ten #2--Names for the Baby Chicks!

Here, courtesy of #1 daughter Lol, is another Top Ten from our family newsletter, the G.G. Recently, #3 daughter Ibu and family brought home 10 baby chicks with an eye to establishing a little flock for egg production, and Lol, as the official family Word Chick, compiled a suggested list for their names. And so to

TOP TEN NAMES FOR THE BABY CHICKENS!

10. Colonel

9. Benedict

8. Patty

7.Nugget

6. Divan

5. J. Cluck*

4. Q. Cluck*

3. Over Easy

2. Tastes Just Like

1. Dwight Yoakam

*in our family we have two Clarks, designated J. Clark and Q. Clark

We're open to further suggestions. . . how about Sunny?

This Week's Top Ten

Let me introduce my daughter Lol, who guest posts today.! Lol is the busy mom of five, a teaching assistant for college English courses, and has been for the past 9 years the excellent editor of our family weekly newsletter, the G.G. Here, from a recent G.G., are Lol's Top Ten

THINGS I KNOW ARE LOW CLASS BECAUSE GRAN TOLD ME

10. Oblivious loud cell phone conversations in public

9. Wearing your pajamas in public

8. Using crude terms for body parts and functions

7.Drawing attention to yourself in public

6. Writing on your skin

5. Discussing family secrets outside the family

4. Watching television during a family meal

3. Saying "ain't"

2. Words printed on shirts

1. Clothes that are wider than they are long


BONUS: Pointing in public!


What did your grandma tell you?